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Old 09-21-2011, 10:09 PM
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Default New DOJ Edition of Grim Dawn!

In an effort to boost pre-order revenue, we will be issuing a new $480 edition for the US Department of Justice! It will contain no special features other than its pricing, which we believe will be more appealing to government agencies.

http://news.yahoo.com/16-muffins-8-c...023623142.html

Hopefully they like ARPGs as much as muffins...
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:01 PM
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Good one
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Old 09-22-2011, 02:58 AM
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It will contain no special features other than its pricing, which we believe will be more appealing to government agencies.
Correction, there should be one major difference:

The Vendors should charge a 500% markup on all items sold.

They won't mind, they're politicians....
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Old 09-22-2011, 05:43 AM
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I didn't even know it was legal to sell muffins for such a high price.
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:52 AM
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Its ok, to make up for it and cut costs the Air force has agreed not to build Death Stars.
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:45 AM
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With the way the country is being run, I would not be surprised if those muffins had some "special" ingredients. It would also explain the price.
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Old 09-22-2011, 02:03 PM
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I bet those muffins tasted really good.

If you pay that much for them you don't give your tastebuds a chance to give their opinion on the matter, otherwise you might realize it's just a muffin.
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Gotta pay those over-paid (yet worthless) politicians somehow.
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Old 10-10-2011, 07:40 PM
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those are seriously over priced, but then again it will always be the tax payer that foots the bill

but a $480 version of GD wouldn't be a bad idea either
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