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Old 02-25-2010, 08:55 PM
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I am still in the process of playing through TQ:IT for the very first time, and love it. That being said:

I beg of you, please, no more turtles. I let out long yells, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!" every time I see a turtle. If I get a formula that has turtle shells in it, I just vendor it, because there's no way I'm going to kill turtles any longer than I have to. They take forever to kill, and if you're a caster, you miss them half the time because they're so darn low to the ground, so you have to shoot them with your staff... boof.... boof.... DIE ALREADY... boof... boof.... *pulls out hair*. Please. Think of the children.

(Note: This post is only semi serious. I do despise the turtles, though)
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:00 PM
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Heh, I thought this was going to be about the Overlord and breaking the fourth wall and shit

Turtles were a bit uninteresting though. They just took a heavy beating, but you could kill em from a convenient distance. Just taking sooo long. Now if they were backed up by caster turtles and fragile (teenage mutant) ninja turtles, than the tanking turtle would've made a lot more sense.
Or just let them being mounted by Ichtians
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:03 PM
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Sissy! Turtles are only difficult on normal mode, after that they become a joke. (except dave, who is pretty tough.)

I do hope we get some demonic turtles. That would be cool. Anyone play MTG? Wormfang turtle?

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Old 02-25-2010, 09:12 PM
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Oh they're not difficult, they're just stubborn and don't die fast enough. I can kill the undead, demons, and two headed dogs that spit fire faster than I can kill your run of the mill turtle. I argue that these turtles are already possessed (with the soul of a donkey).
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:13 PM
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*cough* am in the process of getting my power 9 back again... stupid selling out. On that note: Asylum, you must be one of them new-fangled players, back in my day the only set symbols you needed were: Legends and Arabian Nights.

OT: Damn the turtles! Actually, I really liked the turtles. They were a challenge. I mean, who says you have to kill everything in the game? And yes, I found that it was possible, with a little grind (like all reagents) to get turtleshells.

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Old 02-25-2010, 09:51 PM
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you have to shoot them with your staff... boof.... boof.... DIE ALREADY... boof... boof.... *pulls out hair*. Please. Think of the children.
ROFL - thank you, Coridan - just what I needed ... for the sake of such post, please add them to GD, too
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:27 PM
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OT: Damn the turtles!
It's actually quite confusing when you use OT both for On-Topic as well as Off-Topic..
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:02 AM
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Think of the turtles!
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:20 AM
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GD needs warp turtles huge demonic creatures twisted by the nasty powers that abound in this grim dawn.
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It's actually quite confusing when you use OT both for On-Topic as well as Off-Topic..

I do? Hmm, I occasionally use Offt for off...
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